Everybody else is doing it, so why can’t I?

That you always hear, and are impressed with. I didn’t know it was a U2 song until I heard a radio DJ introduce the song as one of The Edge’s compositions when in the middle of a bitter divorce.
So, apparently, it’s a U2 song. All you U2 fans out there can shoot me now.
Too much [...]

Sometimes you just want to see things a little differently. Sometimes you want to see stuff that’s not really there. It happens so often that some people make careers out of it, like that guy who wrote “He’s just not that into you”. I haven’t read the book, I just read about him in the [...]

If he’s not cute, I don’t know what is.

And, yes, he is cuter than my cat.
No, not the grown-up with the Pantene-commercial hair (although someone will probably say otherwise). This kid, in the cowboy hat.

He is so cute, I feel like shitting pellets. I feel like bestowing world peace. I feel like… I don’t know. [...]

Am in a funk.
A funkee funkee funk.
Someone get me out of a funk.
Am so in a funk, that when I read the last line of Pajiba’s “Shopgirl” review, I almost fucking got teary-eyed. In the fucking office.
See it with someone you know you shouldn’t love.
I mean, what the hell is THAT.
And then I’m listening to [...]

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Because I *truly* believe that we are also, like Alanis, soulmates:

same grade school

same high school

and if I wasn’t such a fucking goody-two-shoes during senior year, I prolly also would have applied to get into Comp Lit.

same lover of cats

same love-hate-love attachment to only sibling (both younger sisters)

and now… she gets a blog a couple months [...]

This is my new pet Max. He is a blue fighting fish. I inherited him from my Tita Darling, who is going to be stationed in Viet Nam for a filthily large amount of money by her company, San Miguel Corp.

He stays in the office because I have a ridiculously spoiled cat named Mumuy.

If I [...]

Maderfaking shet. Na malagket. Gumana yun nung isang gabi, tapos kagabi ayaw na. Huhuhu. Nabitin tuloy ako sa Legaia game ko. Putcha.
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Robert. Sorry talaga Di ko alam kung ano nangyari. Di ko naman nahulog. Di ko naman nasipa. Inoff ko lang nung Tuesday night. Tapos yun na. Tinignan pa yun ni Berman. Pero wala. [...]

Here’s what you get when you realize you wrote some pretty crappy poetry in your early 20’s: you go back and try to rewrite it, but you end up writing even more crappy poetry in your mid-20’s.
Being technical is taking its toll on me in many many ways (ie, vocabulary deteriorates, you forget what ‘gerund’ [...]