Everybody else is doing it, so why can’t I?

Gusto ko din magbakasyon. Gusto ko gayahin yung boyprend ko na magbabakasyon. Gusto ko mag beach. Uminom ng beer ng alas singko ng hapon sa harap ng dagat. Mag-shades kahit magja-January na. Mag Puerto. Mag Batangas. Teka, parang Eraserheads na kanta na to.
Gusto ko mag leave. Para saan ba ang Vacation Leave kung hindi bakasyon? [...]

You’re all I need. Now I cry my soul to sleep.
- Collective Soul, Needs
Spent the greater part of yesterday afternoon driving behind a taxi that had my ex’s name on it. You know how taxi operators love to personalize their vehicles by painting their children’s names in the trunk cover, in red sticker in the [...]

Yay! I know that I’ve ARRIIIIIIIVED!
People are plagiarizing my stuff off the Peyups site. This is, so far, the pinnacle of my writing career. Thank you, thank you. You can text me your congratulations.
You really have so much to be thankful for, don’t you, when (1) you realize that people are stealing your articles and [...]

You owe me nothing for giving the love that I give
You owe me nothing for caring the way that I have
I give you thanks for receiving it’s my privilege
And you owe me nothing in return
- Alanis Morisette
We have this little game with my friends that I quietly like to call, “The Jesus List”. It [...]

Thanks to Let’s video, my LSS for today is:
vindicated i am selfish i am wrong i am right i swear i’m right i swear i knew it all along and i am FLAWED but i am cleaning up so well i am seeing in my now the things you swore you saw yourself
Para ke Lei.
O [...]

I luuuuuuuuurve Iron Chef. I could watch it forever. Give me Iron Chef any day over Survivor, or American Idol, or any other reality game show chuvalyn them tv gods think up. Iron Chef is DA BOM!!!!!
Even better, Iron Chef America. Why, you ask? Because I know the English translation is more accurate. It’s in [...]

At last I have wrangled the book away from my mother! Who is, quite simply, the biggest nerd in the whole entire universe. Who, within seconds of arriving in Charles Darwin’s house, ran from the car and demanded to have her picture taken. Whose current score in Yahoo! Bookworm is 40 million. I love my [...]

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