Everybody else is doing it, so why can’t I?

Scientists make water travel upwards. Take that, Tantalus!
Ryan Seacrest and Teri Hatcher make out in their very own photo-op. (Warning: it’s not pretty!)
My horoscope says (surprisingly accurately) that I probably feel like shit, and I need to get the fuck out of the office. Alright!

Heh. What pisses me off most about Grey’s Anatomy is He-Shepherd’s rampant favoritism of Meredith. I’m so surprised none of the interns have sued them yet. Is this even possible! If a student sleeps with her professor, the admin break out in hives!
And why is everyone fucking falling all over Meredith? Chist. She’s not even [...]

I didn’t think I got the job. The girl they interviewed before me seemedto have much more experience with design than I did, which isn’t really saying a lot since I know dipshit about design. But she seemed to have experience, whereas all I had was my winning smile and my undeniable charm. I know [...]

So I quit my job for a total career change. Starting May 1, I will be a design manager (sort of like an account manager) for a small graphic design company. Well, May 2, technically, since May 1 is Labor Day.
Job requirement (as told by Monica, as told to her by her bro-in-law and future [...]

Thank God for Wikipedia.
Ok, let me start at the beginning.
So Tom Cruise freaks out because of that South Park episode about Scientology, in which he (Cruise) gets trapped in a closet. Fucking hilarious. Tom Cruise throws a hissy fit and says he’s not doing any press for Mission: Impossible III if Comedy Central airs the [...]

So I just finished reading “Eleanor Rigby”, Douglas Coupland’s latest book. Call me stupid, but I didn’t get it. Has anyone else out there read it? Because I honestly think this is the most unreadable Coupland book ever. I’ve been trying to figure out where he went wrong, but I don’t really know, having only [...]

Too much time on my hands the past week. Managed to watch four DVDs while camped out on our living room couch, buzzy with oversleeping and lethargic from being on night shift, subsisting on heated leftover food and fried rice. In any case, thank god for pirated DVDs.

The Constant Gardener - Ralph Fiennes is always [...]

Got this from Sel’s blog, who got it from a bunch of people, none of whom I think I know. So. No idea how legit or psychologically correct this is, but for what it’s worth, here’s my Johari window.
Apparently, all six items I picked are items that only I know and no one else knows. [...]