Everybody else is doing it, so why can’t I?

Fucking typo grrrr.

Last na na Alanis pramis - sabi ni Eric last last week, “Madness ang ‘Madness’!”.
Leave it to her to be passive-aggressive about something and yet be completely honest about it. Gusto ko sabihin kay ****, yung boyprend ko sa aking past life, you simply brought this madness to light and I should thank you.

This is Rex. He’s part of Big Brother 9 UK, obviously. He’s 24 years old and his family owns several restaurants and a bar and a nightclub in London, something he is compelled to repeat on a regular basis on the show.
He’s been accused of talking nonstop about the said restaurants, his family, money, [...]

My friend Batting Average Zero, an aficionado of Facebook despite my firm belief that he is too old to be involved with such shenanigans, has, strangely enough, a batting average of zero in this Facebook app or widget or whatever it is young’uns call it, which measures how “datable” (aka, fuckable) you are to other [...]

Gusto ko lang sabihin. Alam nyo bang ang MSN Messenger ay may functionality na pwede mong gawing status kung ano man yung pina-play ng iTunes mo? Hamazing! At no hindi yan plug for anything.
Gusto ko lang sabihin din na, pagkatapos mapakinggan yung Friction, Baby album ng Better than Ezra ulit (yung casette ko ay malamang [...]

I went to my first concert thingie tonight in about twelve years - I felt like the oldest person in the room. Think of Whelans as Mayrics but with no tables and beer from the tap. In the ticket the concert was supposed to begin at 8pm; I arrived at 7:30 to pick my [...]

They weren’t kidding when they said that Mamma Mia! was fun. I watched it yesterday with one of the most cheerful people I know, and we had a fantastic time chatting up all the movie theater people we encountered. When we were buying the tickets we asked, “Are you getting a lot of buyers for [...]

ina: ang kulet naman nitong lalake sa cloverfield
ina: tru love shit
ina: unreasonable tuloy
ina: he doesn’t even care n na tegs yung utol nya
ina: tipong whatever man
ina: sarap sapakin
ina: graaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
ina: whatever dude
ina: ang kuliiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit
ina: nakakapikon
ina: i swear to god
ina: SHEMPRE BUHAY YUNG CHIKS NYA
ina: WTF
ina: I CANNOT BELIEVE
ina: WHAT IS THIS LOVE STORY SHIT
ina: I SWEEEEEEEEEEEAR
ina: [...]