Everybody else is doing it, so why can’t I?

FFS, I’m no X-files purist, but seeing Mulder and Scully getting all cheeseball romantic - I sank lower and lower into my chair until I could take it no longer with that whole “that’s why I fell in love you with” crap you could actually hear me groan in the theater. I stopped watching the series right before Mulder left, so I have no idea what happened between them in the end - did they really start living together? It was an excellent first act, the movie. And then that whole “scratchy beard” scene, I thought that was a dream sequence of some kind. And it was kind of funny, very Coach and Mrs. Taylor in Friday Night Lights, if she was a skeptical Catholic and he looked like the Unabomber. But I was fucking misled! I’ve been had! It was like an M. Night Shyamalan twist halfway into the movie! They’re fucking, like on a regular basis! My eyes!

Like your parents having sex! Why can’t Scully and Mulder just get together for old times’ sake; why can’t they just do booty calls? Do they really need to domesticate themselves FFS?!?!?!?!

Ok, so if it turns out that the series ends with them really, like, purposefully shacking up I’d be glad I stopped watching when I did then.

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