Archive for the 'Hottness' Category


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Going Mental

Published Date: November 26th, 2008
Category: Hottness, Teevee

This is my newest obsession. Simon Baker, where have you been all of my life, seriously?
Also, one last word on FNL. I love that they actually take the time to wrap up the storylines, like Jason Street and Smash Williams. And that they seem to be working on new ones, like JD McCoy and that [...]

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Noooooooo

Published Date: August 14th, 2008
Category: Hottness

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If Natalie Portman were my ex and she was dating this guy I would probably run out and impregnate the next woman I see, too.

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How does it feel to be datable?

Published Date: July 20th, 2008
Category: Hottness

My friend Batting Average Zero, an aficionado of Facebook despite my firm belief that he is too old to be involved with such shenanigans, has, strangely enough, a batting average of zero in this Facebook app or widget or whatever it is young’uns call it, which measures how “datable” (aka, fuckable) you are to other [...]

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Beautiful Boys

Published Date: February 14th, 2007
Category: Hottness

Because I don’t need a reason to post pictures of beautiful boys. These are taken from JustJared, taken from the annual New York Times portraits of actors in memorable roles.
I loved Leo di Caprio. I loved him in The Basketball Diaries, and This Boy’s Life, and What’s Eating Gilbert Grape. But I always wondered why [...]

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My Stupid Mouth

Published Date: January 4th, 2007
Category: Hottness, Muzeek

 
Here I was, waxing romantic about John Mayer, and suddenly he has to do something like this.

 
Look at that huge grin. Look at the smiles on their faces as they look at each other’s eyes. Hell, I’d believe that!
I mean, sure, this is the same guy who sang, She thinks I can’t see the smile [...]

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I Think I Just Wet Myself

Published Date: February 5th, 2006
Category: Hottness

Aaaaah, Gael. The most perfect specimen of man. If that distinctively Spanish, aquiline nose isn’t enough, he just has to have that grin.
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If I were Mayan I’d let him conquer me night after night.
If [...]